The End of the World, blogging, Google and Adrian Ghenie

20 Dec

So, if you are reading this the world hasn’t ended, and all that worrying was a waste of time. Well, that is not strictly true – if you are reading this, it probably means the world hasn’t ended, but it could just mean that you are reading it early and all the bangs and wailing and gnashing are yet to come. I am not taking any risks; I am posting it well before midnight on the 20th. It would be a huge pity to go to all the trouble of writing a post and not have anybody read it because there was nothing left but a few irregular shaped fragments and a little trickle of smoke where the world used to be. I note that NASA took the same view and published their report that the world wasn’t ending very early indeed. Perhaps they wanted to discourage anybody who was thinking of giving it a helping hand.

Thanks to Google, I do know that there are quite a lot of you out there who are  worried that this world ending stuff might actually happen. WordPress very thoughtfully provides a list of the links that bring people to the site. Back in September I wrote a jokey review of Sharon Haward’s End of the World installation which she held in her studio in Hastings; I gave it the title The end of the World  is  starting in Hastings now. In the intro, I wrote a bit about the Mayans as well as Harold Campion who was pretty confident, you remember, but got it wrong. Since then,  by far the greatest number of hits I get on any single subject is from people who have entered sensible search terms such as “Mayan Calender end of the world.”  Then, as so often happens with internet surfing, they appear to have got side tracked and ended up wanting to know just what the good citizens of Hastings had done to get advance world ending treatment.

I can see now how Google is able to predict epidemics faster than hospital doctors. If people start Googling plague in large numbers,  there’s a fair chance that a good number of them are a little worried about the nasty buboes that are coming up under their arms. I am not suggesting that plague is about to bring an end of the world, just that if it were to be a problem, Google would know it first. On the same principal, if you are an art investor,  I would seriously consider buying an Adrian Ghenie if you can get hold of one, apart from the fact that he is very good, I get more people looking for information about him ( I wrote about the painting he did  Pie Fight) than for any other artist I have mentioned.

Back to the end of the world; with 21 December nearly past, I am going to miss all you worried readers. I have grown fond of you. I picture you searching the web for information, scanning the skies, looking for portents and incoming meteorites, stocking up on bottled water and baked beans. So the next three pictures are just for you; they show how the end of world might look. The first is Hell by Hieronymus Bosch and ok, it isn’t strictly the end of the world though it was for the people concerned. But doesn’t it capture the blighted post apocalyptic,  desolate landscape marvellously well.

Hieronymus-Bosch-007 painting of hell shwing all kinds of tormented souls

Hieronymus Bosch: Die Holle c1495

This one by John Martin is your proper God smiting world end – just look at those mountains doing their business and it’s got waves. Martin”s God wasn’t taking any chances.

The End of the World, by John Martin shows the world being destroyed by God

John Martin: The End of the World 1951-53

Finally, to show it might not be so bad is this one by Sir Stanley Spencer, the Cookham Resurrection. I just love the way the resurrected dead are so relaxed, mooching about, chatting, reading grave stones and the way that some wives are brushing the dirt off their husbands and no one seems to be having a bad time at all.

The painting shows people coming out of the grave in Cookham  Churchyard

The Resurrection in Cookham Churchyard by Sir Stanley Spencer 1924-7

So  if Spencer’s vision is correct it could all be all right; on the other hand if Martin is right, it might not be. So for those who like to be well prepared, here are some other dates where you might be pleased to have a few extra tins in the back of the cupboard – though if it really is the end of the world you might not have time to open them.

23 December 2012 – some people seem to think that it is not the 21st which is doom day but the 23rd  – so you can spin out the worry a little bit longer

2016: according to Weekly World News, Professor Lloyd Cunningdale excavating the Donner Party disaster found a time capsule which had been left by a group of settlers who became trapped by snow in the Sierra Nevada Mountains in 1847. It  predicted that biological warfare would kill everybody off in 2016. Why on earth a group of  settlers who hadn’t been able to predict that it is bad news to get stuck in the Sierra Nevada in winter should be seen as an authority is not clear. Then it is not clear why the Mayans are meant to be an authority on the world ending either.

20 February 2020 – otherwise written as 20.02.20 Just look at it – all those twos – could be the end of the world.

13 April  2029 Apophis, an asteroid that is some 330 metres across, that is a pretty big lump of rock it is predicted to miss the world by just 18,000 miles.That sounds a bit too close for comfort.

2034 Disappointingly no day specified, so you have to worry a full year. It is all about God’s covenants being equal length

2060 Not much reason for the over 50s to worry  but younger folk can indulge; 2060 was the  year Sir Isaac Newton calculated the world would end –  for the full story read Stephen Snobelen’s account

Finally

1 April  5,000,002,012   that is when the sun is predicted to turn into a supernova, give or take a few million years; that really will be the end of the world.

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